Sagutang Noynoy at Bongbong

For some reasons, natawa ako sa nabasa ko from facebook.. :)

Sagutang Noynoy at Bongbong-- political entertainment at its best.
BONGBONG: can we talk?
NOYNOY: who you?
BONGBONG: kapal mo! you deleted my numbe......r na?
NOYNOY: kupal ka pala eh. sino ka ba?
BONGBONG: gago! senator BONGBONG here.
NOYNOY: tae ka! why would i have your #?

BONGBONG: di ka ba talaga pwedeng makausap nang matino?
NOYNOY: di tayo close, you know that!
BONGBONG: ulol! we have a lot of things in common, tandaan mo ‘yan.
NOYNOY: magkaiba tayo.
BONGBONG: ‘di ah! pangalan pa lang natin, pareho na! bong-bong! noy-noy!
NOYNOY: tanga! anong pareho dun!? magkaiba ‘yon. ferdinand ka, benigno ako.
BONGBONG: see? kapangalan pa natin ang ating mga ama.
NOYNOY: bobo! junior ka, the third ako. malaki ang difference no’n.
BONGBONG: pati sa mga kapatid natin, may similarity tayo. ‘yong panganay naming si ate IMEE: saksakan nang ‘tigas ng ulo noong dalaga. kapag nagustuhan ang lalaki, nagrerebelde.
NOYNOY: sira! hindi ganun ang panganay naming si ate ballsy.
BONGBONG: ha-ha-ha! sinong may sabing si ballsy ang tinutukoy ko?
NOYNOY: huwag mong idamay si viel, tahimik ‘yon.
BONGBONG: sige na nga. regards na lang kay kris. joke!
NOYNOY: namemersonal ka na!
BONGBONG: ikaw ang nagsimula!

NOYNOY: fault ko pa? sino bang sumisira sa diwa ng edsa? singapore your face! I’ve got two words for you: “martial law!”
BONGBONG: ah gano’n? babalikan na naman natin ang nakaraan? do not provoke me!
NOYNOY: really? here’s another: “marcos cronies!”
BONGBONG: pakyu ka! “kamag-anak incorporated!”

NOYNOY: “plaza miranda bombing!”
BONGBONG: “mendiola massacre!” hoy! wala kang alam sa history! si joma sison ang nambomba sa plaza miranda! ‘yon ang nasa libro ni ka jovy salonga!
NOYNOY: ah basta!
BONGBONG: ha-ha-ha naubusan ka na ng bala!

NOYNOY: noong panahon ng tatay mo, walang freedom of the press!
BONGBONG: noong panahon ng nanay mo, walang kuryente!

NOYNOY: marcos billions sa europa!
BONGBONG: whatever! hacienda luisita!
NOYNOY: engot! in five years, ipapamahagi na namin ‘yon!
BONGBONG: i don’t believe you! gawin mo muna!

NOYNOY: wala ka na sa Bagong Lipunan. wake up!
BONGBONG: wala ka na sa poder ng nanay mo, grow up!

NOYNOY: teka nga! bakit ka ba text nang text?
BONGBONG: eh bakit reply ka nang reply?
NOYNOY: ano ba talagang gusto mo?
BONGBONG: simple lang, state funeral and an honorable burial para sa aking tatay sa Libingan ng mga Bayani.

NOYNOY: that’s not for me to decide.
BONGBONG: i’m not surprised.
NOYNOY: what do you mean?
BONGBONG: wushuuu! aminin mo, hindi naman talaga ikaw ang nagdedecide sa government kundi ang mga taong nakapaligid sa ‘yo eh!

NOYNOY: that’s democracy.
BONGBONG: that’s weakness.

NOYNOY: hindi ako diktador!
BONGBONG: oops, i’m sorry mr. symbolic president.
NOYNOY: sumusobra ka na! ang pagiging sobra ang dahilan kung bakit kayo pinalayas ng people power sa edsa. you’re way out of line!

BONGBONG: out of line??? no! we’re so back! isa sa senado, isa sa kamara at isang gobernadora.
NOYNOY: WALANG STATE BURIAL!
BONGBONG: ha-ha-ha, now you’re talking! fine!

NOYNOY: tapusin na natin ‘tong usapang ‘to. stop txting me!
BONGBONG: agad? i’m just warming up.
NOYNOY: maghanap ka ng kausap mo.
BONGBONG: may ipapakilala akong chick. 25 lang. maputi, mahilig sa jazz music.
NOYNOY: huwag mo akong daanin sa babae. sa dami ng problema ng bansa these days, women are the least of my concerns.
BONGBONG: talaga? ok. fine. bye!
NOYNOY: sandali lang!!! chinita ba?

Note: BONGBONG Marcos didn’t reply. An aide said, “Na-check operator services po si Sir.”

So True! Filipinos are talented....Joanna Ampil and Aria Clemente

Joanna Ampil guesting at Britain's Got Talent



Joanna Ampil singing her best 3 songs:



Aria Clemente singing "Climb Every Mountain"


Debut Album Launch of Aria Clemente

I followed Claudine at Twitter!

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I just saw this interview in Channel 7 and confirmed that it's Claudine's true twitter account. :)

Kilig Moments with Kim and Gerald Anderson

I've watched this movie: Pano na kaya, a Kimerald movie today.. :)

Posted in www.lyrics-buddy.com
http://www.lyrics-buddy.com/2010/01/paano-na-kaya-bugoy-drilon/




And also got notice Toni Gonzaga's song during the couple's "Kilig" moments:

If I give you my heart by Toni Gonzaga

Horoscope for Today Aquarius 2010/02/02

Don't ignore that nagging little voice. It's reminding you of something important.

Overview

Your urge to travel and explore is heightened today. If you are on the road, you're in luck! If you're still at home, you may want to dig up somewhere new to escape to in the near future.

You're not exactly known for your ability to keep things under wraps, mostly because you do so love drama, and even melodrama, at times. So when someone raises an eyebrow today because of something you've said that isn't quite tactful, you'll probably just giggle and move on. It's good to keep the world on its toes, and that's obviously your job.


==> Quite excited for the Bohol trip although it will be on April.. :) Need more relaxing environment...  Doing overtime makes me feel exhausted and tired, but it's okay.. I can still manage. I feel motivated when there's so much task to do..that's what you call Task motivation.  I recall what the priest said during the homily part... There are 3 kinds of motivation: Self-centered motivation, Task/Duty motivation and Role Motivation.... and I'm still craving for the Self-centered...

This Song Made me LSS the whole day!

Suddenly the wheels are in motion
And I I’m ready to sail any ocean
Suddenly I don’t need the answers
Coz I I’m ready to take all my chances with you

Why do I feel so alive when you’re near
There’s no way any hurt can get thru’
Longing to spend every moment of the day with you





http://www.lyrics-buddy.com/2010/01/suddenly-by-olivia-newton-john-cliff-richard/


And yes, I posted in www.lyrics-buddy.com...

My 5-year plan

My Horoscope for Today January 10, 2010

Today Aquarius, you'll be doing your best to keep things under control. Too far, too fast, too big, all that sort of thing threatens to ruin what could otherwise be a great time with friends. Your greatest advantage today is in realizing that responsibility is the one thing that should never be left behind when you head out seeking adventure. Don't believe that you have to be bossy or rude in order to get the attention of others. Today is a day to lead by example, not by demanding obedience, which is not your style.

 

This horoscope reminded me the topic about Goal.. Last friday, during afternoon meeting, as reporter of the day for the topic of 5 year plan.. I enumerated my five year plan for my family, myself and career... Here's my list:

For my family: continue to provide them their necessities in life..including my needy relatives; be able to give my mom a tour abroad...

For myself: be able to setup an internet cafe; add blogsites; have a successful business; buy a car; learn to drive; learn to cook, get married by the age of before 35 (because now I don't have a boyfriend)..

For my career: try to take up some units in teaching; be able to have self fulfillment at work

Though I did not able mention all of these during my report, the bottom line is: I want to enjoy life to the fullest and enjoy life while single... :)

 

Aquarian Horoscope for today 2010/01/09

Everyone needs some time alone -- even you. There's nothing wrong with admitting it.

Overview

Your emotions are out on the table for all to see, and you might find it harder than usual to deal with strangers -- until late afternoon, when your social instincts suddenly kick into high gear!

What's my New Year's Resolution?

Actors share their New Year's Resolution:


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Mine? Here's my list:
* learn to balance my time (sometimes when I'm so much focus to work, I cannot mind other things..so why not do both?)
* reduce coffee intake while take more water.. (most of the time, I did not even drink water in a day..not healthy, right?)
* learn how to cook
* faithfully pray
* be positive and stay happy, thankful and feel blessed!

Maybe these 5 items were enough.. I cannot promise to wake up early in bed because I'm a very sleepy person and it's a hard habit to break!

Good luck to me! :)!

My Life according to Facebook!

 Very cute!!  :)

Today: Short Encounter with Jollibee :)

Who doesn't love Jollibee?


Today is the 7th Birthday celebration of my niece and "inaanak" Florence. I almost forgot that today is her celebration because I wasn't able to input in my reminders...I slept at dorm super late at night because last night was our Department's Christmas Party and I woke up 11:30! A single text from Florence' mom reminded me that today I should be at the venue at 3PM cause I volunteered to be the photographer...Of course, I used again my "buzzer beater" ability.

Held in Jollibee, kids and moms enjoyed the event with some parlor games and with the presence of Jollibee mascot.. :)

Jollibee and Florence doing the Dance Craze: "Nobody"

The buzzer beater Ninang and the bday celebrant

Even Jollibee mascot cannot escape to my shot!

Kyla RNB and Jay-R

I like Kyla and Jay-R as love team, even though Kyla has already a long time boyfriend Rich Alvarez, I just can't help myself to feel "kilig" every time I see Kyla and Jay-R....

Good thing, their episodes in Dear Friend has been uploaded already in Youtube...Last week, I finished the Part 1-8...so now I'm at Ep. 9.... :)

What God wants me to know...

On this day, God wants you to know...

... that tonight you can turn your worries to God, and have a good night's sleep. You've been worrying too much about the future lately. So tonight, go ahead, put your faith in God, and just have a peaceful evening and a restful sleep.

Timely Text Message Quotation

This afternoon, I received a very timely text message from Beth, my super buddy..

Here it goes...

Time will come that you'll give up something you were too afraid to lose, 
Because you're not happy anymore...
It is when a fantasy turned to be a nightmare..
It is when the thing you once thought to be precious starts to hurt you...
It is when you ran out of reasons to stay...
It is when the need to hold on ceased...
It is when you had the courage to let go of something you've ever dreamt of...
It is when you realized it's time to MOVE ON...
And it's when you finally learned to be fair to yourself...

Very well said.. :)

Sunday Aquarian Horoscope

Keep your goals realistic; don't promise what you can't deliver. Stay sane.

You get a welcome breather from the nonstop action today. You don't know whether you're coming or going, but that's not the least of it. You see the best and worst sides of the people in your life, adding to your confusion about what to do. Following an impulse saves the day, although a more confusing issue remains obscured. It might be best to avoid making any major decision until this fog lifts.

Aquarius Horoscope and my "Eksena" for today 12/05/2009

Yes, I'm an addict horoscope reader!

This is my horoscope for today.. :)

It's sure that there are times you would really enjoy living the simple life, Aquarius. Wouldn't it be nice to settle into a happy rural lifestyle? But no: that's not what's happening today. You may have to make some adjustments to get in the mood, because something big is up in the relationship department sometime later today. The atmosphere around you may not be filled with the kind of hustle and bustle you've come to expect, and maybe outside circumstances will slow things down, but your thoughts are on love, and thoughts are things that won't be easily stopped.

I attended a baptismal party and I'm the official "ninang", and yet I'm late at the church, but had the chance to took the very last picture taking..Not to mention the super traffic, the taxi driver who committed to bring us to the church but ended up to took us to different "Marcelo church", my mother who fixed herself slower than me....So many reasons why I'm late!

"Pati ba naman sa church, buzzer beater pa rin?".... hahaha

Aquarian Horoscope for Today and Tomorrow (Dec 2 and 3, 2009)

December 2

Make sure you've considered all angles. A decision may have surprising results.

 ==> Today, I bravely submitted a resignation letter. As far I as I know, this decision I made was final...as long as my previous contract with the training I attended permits me.. Still waiting for the feedback...

I'm so curious what's in store tomorrow:

December 3 

When you come to a wall, don't give up and turn around. Climb over it.

Half of life is just showing up, so don't sit this one out. The events that are about to take place are too important miss. Find a way to deal with whatever is bothering you and move on. Try not to let your emotions rule the rest of your body. You have enough inner strength to get through these circumstances, but you may not know it yet. Do whatever it takes to summon the courage you need to get past this so you can claim your next victory.

 

My horoscope for today told me to blog

Get out your pen and pick up a brand-new journal. This wouldn't be a bad time to start a dream log. Your dreams will be especially prophetic now, so try to remember them when you wake up. Tracking what your mind does while you sleep can help you figure out what's going on in the real world. And, at the very least, you'll end up knowing a bit more about yourself.

This last week seems my busiest week ever! That's why I haven't manage to do even a single post to lyrics-buddy or to post a single line comment at twitter...

But since I got home today at 2pm, I can now start posting at our new site...
wehehe.. www.wehehe.com..Of course, I will first post my favorite funny youtube videos.. :)

Free to Decide

Aquarian Horoscope for Today
Today the Sun has changed into Scorpio, and this is the celestial house of Career and Reputation for you, Aquarius. What this means is that your qualifications, credibility and performance will be in the spotlight, and your mind will focus on issues of work and career for about a month. There is an outside possibility that you are still undecided, but chances are good that you have made an important decision about your future and well-being. You may be pulling back from the public eye for a couple of days to process new information.

- Just got home.. Still undecided? I remember a line from a song "Free to decide" by Cranberies....

Yes I'm free to decide, I'm free to decide, and I'm not so too decided, after all...



Source: Youtube's stefani1982

Horoscope for today 2009/10/18

Remember that you have the right to privacy! If you need some time alone, get it.

Overview

Don't try to deny your feelings today -- most likely you're wearing them on your sleeve anyway! It's just one of those days when emotions run deeply, and that can be a very good thing for you.

Feeling useful is important in anyone's life, because it makes you feel important -- like you matter. Usually, that kind of usefulness is something you seek out in a school or career context. But today, why not explore how you can be socially useful? Help people make party plans, decorate an event room or put together an invitation list. Heck, volunteer to be the designated driver. Any of these will be great ways to show how you matter (in a social context) to your friends.

I said: Well, it's been two days since I update so many important blogs and documents.. Been visiting so many sites lately that caused me to feel that i'm working 24/7 a day..

www.showbiznewsblog.com, an officemate blogsite that awakens my "stalker" ability but this time, it should be hollywood celebrities..yesterday I wrote about Avril Lavigne's divorce issue and today it's about Miley Cyrus who joined the cast of Sex and the City 2 the movie... okay, I admit, I only contributed every weekends...hehe weekly contributor..

www.lyrics-buddy.com, this is our new blogsite we started last week. Beth and I posted the hottest Billboards hitlist! and now that we introduced this to fb, some of our friends started to figure it out... :) we have our own google ads this time..
and yesterday, a comment was received and we felt so happy..really :)

PTC sites, until this moment, I haven't click any ptc site (so very busy updating...yes... a resume...) it's been 5 years since I last updated a resume that's why it took for me two days to complete..with no picture! yay!I need to get one tomorrow..

What pushed me to update my resume? We'll that would be a different story...